Thursday, April 16, 2009

Enjoy the jokes & have a great day ahead


An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up at his doctor's office.He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in my whole life. In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child. What do you think of that?" The doctor thinks for a second and then says, "Let me tell you a story. I know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly a giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him. What do you think of that?" The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!""EXACTLY" says the doctor.


A Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face."Say, Mom," he asked, "why is my big brother named Mighty Storm'?" "Because he was conceived during a mighty storm." she replied."Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?""Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her." "And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?""We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother replied.The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?"


At a Biology class, the teacher asked the class: "Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"A student replied: "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?" Student: "That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the guy's balls."

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